Archive - Top Chef, Not Top Scallop

Programming Note

Mar 3, 2022 •

Randall Colburn

July 2021

Top Chef finales, piles of beef, and unfortunate controversies

Jul 3, 2021 •

Randall Colburn

Programming note!

As I mentioned in my last recap, I’m on vacation and won’t be able to write about the finale until Saturday.

Jul 1, 2021 •

Randall Colburn

June 2021

Crab fat tortilla

Sexy Shota, sandy clams, and Dungeness realness

Jun 25, 2021 •

Randall Colburn

The workhorse of cheeses

Cheddar dashi, dysentery, and Angry Dale

Jun 18, 2021 •

Randall Colburn

EVERYBODY IS CRYING

Tears, tears, and more tears

Jun 11, 2021 •

Randall Colburn

Last Chance Kitchen finale: Umeboshi to spare

Welcome to Top Chef, Not Top Scallop, the world’s greatest Top Chef recap blog.

Jun 7, 2021 •

Randall Colburn

Blood in the pickles

Tofu, Chipotle, and camouflage polos

Jun 4, 2021 •

Randall Colburn

May 2021

Last Chance Kitchen: Tom CARlicchio

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May 29, 2021 •

Randall Colburn

Hipster ingredients

Portlandia, bad recipes, and big bowls

May 28, 2021 •

Randall Colburn

Last Chance Kitchen: Let's get progressive

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May 27, 2021 •

Randall Colburn

Restaurant Wars!

Let's gooooooooo

May 21, 2021 •

Randall Colburn

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