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July 2021

Candied squash
Top Chef finales, piles of beef, and unfortunate controversies
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Programming note!
As I mentioned in my last recap, I’m on vacation and won’t be able to write about the finale until Saturday. Sorry for the delay, but please feel free…
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June 2021

Crab fat tortilla
Sexy Shota, sandy clams, and Dungeness realness
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The workhorse of cheeses
Cheddar dashi, dysentery, and Angry Dale
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EVERYBODY IS CRYING
Tears, tears, and more tears
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Last Chance Kitchen finale: Umeboshi to spare
Welcome to Top Chef, Not Top Scallop, the world’s greatest Top Chef recap blog. This is a recap of Portland’s last two episodes of Last Chance Kitchen…
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Blood in the pickles
Tofu, Chipotle, and camouflage polos
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May 2021

Last Chance Kitchen: Tom CARlicchio
Welcome to Top Chef, Not Top Scallop, the world’s greatest Top Chef recap blog. This is a recap of Portland’s Last Chance Kitchen, “Start Your Engines…
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Hipster ingredients
Portlandia, bad recipes, and big bowls
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Last Chance Kitchen: Let's get progressive
Welcome to Top Chef, Not Top Scallop, the world’s greatest Top Chef recap blog. This is a recap of Portland’s Last Chance Kitchen, “Three Perfect…
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Restaurant Wars!
Let's gooooooooo
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